(♡.141.♡.209) - 2005/11/18 11:44:35

too long to read,
anything short and funny?

Long time no see guys. Well Piligram broda....you're the ONE who is running this ENGLISH camp over there in moyiza. I like this by the way. And I'm privileged that you liked my jokes. Well, as nature modifed me as a humorous person. No kidding, so let me share laugh over here.

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick the phone idiot

Jim is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day.

They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

To Feel Like A Woman!



On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

Five Dollar Good Time


A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.

A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?"

"For how much?" asks the man.

"One hundred dollars."

"I'll give you five bucks."

The girl spits at him and walks away.

A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. On the first corner they come to there is the same hooker.

She takes one look at the man and his wife and says, "You see? You see what you get for five bucks?"

LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides
of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH

Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in
arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f***ing difference?" asks the father?
"That's what I said!"

I'd like to ask a question. I hope to get answer soon. Here it goes

You have one
You father has one
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a LONG one
Madonna doesn't have one
George W. Bush has a small one
Even Dick Cheney has a small one
Chinese usually have small one
Your mother usually borrows from your father one
I do have one, it is kinda long one
I don't know if you have long one or small one??.












































Hey..Hey....I know what you're thinking....but it's not THAT.

Can I have a yellow TV...kkk

You have one
You father has one
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a LONG one
Madonna doesn't have one
George W. Bush has a small one
Even Dick Cheney has a small one
Chinese usually have small one
Your mother usually borrows from your father one
I do have one, it is kinda long one
I don't know if you have long one or small one??.

ANSWER: Your Surname (Family Name)

piligram broda, can I have your mail add.?

I am a new one, what is the topic in this room? Just a joke?

sech a funny things happen in this chinese internet community..... haha/// why you guys want to learn English even tho you guys live in a communist country China is not welcome to countries those use English as a main language... therefore; don't get it....

All of you have a happy life I think~ let me join you ^^*

sorry , i don't now this... what this...

i'm curious about pilgram's nationality,chinese or korean?

(♡.13.♡.77) - 2006/10/30 23:34:36

all of you speak english fucking good ,and i had nothing to say~

to long too read for me....lol~

(♡.162.♡.24) - 2007/04/12 12:17:52

영어 공부방인것이 아니라...영어 자랑할러 오는 사람들인것 같네요 ...
초보는 어떻게 영어 학습합니까?

그러게말이에요
난 하나두 못알아봤는뎀
부럽네 ㅠㅠ 나두 언제 영어가 저 정도가 될까 ??

영어 해석이 좀 잇어야 되잖아요.

(♡.33.♡.77) - 2007/08/14 20:30:54

아프다잔아요~~~~~~~~

(♡.215.♡.85) - 2007/09/21 10:41:24

나뚜 ㅡㅁ ㅡ 초보위해서라두 ...

아프다잔아요~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 참 재미 있는 분들 맣네요.