Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he definitely was.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And you don't want me to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. They knew not to underestimate the word of a Texas, especially one who had a few too many beers.

The man finished off a few more beers and walked outside where his horse had been returned.

He saddled up, and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar, and saw the man stumbling to get on his horse.

"Say, partner," he said, "before you go...what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

An International Cat Race was held.Qualified cats from all over the world were on the track. Race started and amazingly Ethopian Cat won.... made everyone surprised.

News Reporter rushed to the cat and asked him..
How did you make yourself so fit to win the race? Your country's economic is so bad that human don't have enough food to eat, how did you manage to get all your need for the race?

The winner replied I wanna talk to u in private if u really insist to know my talent. The winner asked him to turn off the Camera, took the reporter aside and said 'Well my friend don't say this to anyone but I'm not a cat, I'm a Tiger from Ethopia but my country doesn't have a adequate supply of food, I've not eaten from long time so I look like a cat."

A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG



SAM TING LONG = SOME THING WRONG

Hello, Mulmi! Your jokes are funny! I like these. Do you have any more? Why don't you share with us?

yeah,it was really interesting jokes I ever saw,hope I can see more next time.thanks

휴~~~여러분 ..대단하네..무슨뜻인지 ..전혀 몰라요..
저 영어 배우고 싶은데..도와줄친구 있어요??부탁입니다 ...
<a href=mailto:camsia@hotmail.com>camsia@hotmail.com</a> 제 메신저 입니다 ..

아, 제 메센저에 누군가가 싸인해서 누군가했네요... ^^ 전혀 모르는 아이디라서 누군가해서 혹시나했는데, 여기서 보시고 제 메센저에 추가하셨군요! 글쎄요, 제가 어떻게 도와드릴수 있는지는 저도 잘 모르겠지만, 우리 그럼 할수 있는때까지 해보지요 뭐...ㅎㅎㅎ 근데, 전 지금 중국의 반대편에 있는 사람이라서 시간 맞추기가 쉽지 않으실텐데.... 여기가 낮이면 거기는 밤이고.... 하여간 기회가 되면 메센저나 이메일을 제게 하세요... ^^ 수고 하세요~~~~~

(♡.255.♡.9) - 2005/01/05 05:50:29

hey, I really enjoyed it. ThanQ ^^ get some more ready, I'll be back... C ya

That's a quite fun joke.Hope you continiously bring us the funny jokes.Otherwise here is not hot at all and not permitted to write articles by the normal members ,Which is one of the reason for this.
Hope to meet lots of english learners here and communicate and encourage each others for english.!!

Thank you for your funny joke. Its seems telling us some truth .

It's very funny,,, but I coulden't understand the first joke,,,-_-

jut make little sense to 1st joke~dont be so square,lol

yup. It was a funny joke. its bring us a happyness..
thanks bro..

Western joke is so different from eastern style. They always relate a joke on God or
some animals they like.

glad to meet you

how interesting they are !I'am glad to have the chance to share the joke with everyone becase of the hard workd of Mr Pilgram.come on for more in the future.I am looking forward to reading it sincerely.the same time ,may I add you to my MSN <a href=mailto:hljpxm3355@hotmail.com>hljpxm3355@hotmail.com</a> ? I want to make friends with each other who like english .
thank you for going through it.

제 조카카 학생인데....외국 나가 잇는사람들이 잇으면 메신저로 영어 대화 부탁합니다 ..........외국나가 잇는 분들이 면 더좋겟습니다 새해 복많이 받으세요.......msn:cyctdld_9@hotmail.com

well, everyone is doing well with english, I just can understand 50% about that. what a shame

안녕하세요 .재미있어요 .
thanks for your joke.it is very funny .i have been studying Englis .i want someone to help me .i will thanks to you who can help me