1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been for a long time!” she said. So I suggested the Kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” so I bought her an electric chair!
7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, “In the Lake.”
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”
10. Remember, Marriage is the number on-e cause of divorce.
11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage.
12. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
13.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.
14.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
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Don't take serious , just for fun!! ggg
haha, crazy couple
" I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always"
I like it ! it includes deep philosophical signification.
Thanx, Sunrise ^^
Is there anyone can tell me what does the eighth mean?