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A Joke of the Day - Husband Shopping Center!

pilgr | 2003.05.30 22:56:32 댓글: 5 조회: 1012 추천: 54
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I thought it was very funny and cute....please enjoy it....^^

Subject: Husband Shopping Center A Husband Shopping Center has opened
in Atlanta, where a woman can go to  choose from among many men to be
her husband.

It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascend.

There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open
the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go
up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.  So, a
woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or
not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"  So up she goes.

The second floor sign says:

Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely
good-looking.

"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking and help with the housework.

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, she goes up.

On the fourth floor the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think...
what must be awaiting me further up?"

So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says:

Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to
please.  Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day!
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Feel (♡.102.♡.139) - 2003/05/31 20:09:13

it is so funny.

2cool (♡.183.♡.73) - 2003/06/02 07:30:19

Funny, is there a version for man shopping for a wife?

白如雪 (♡.234.♡.168) - 2003/06/19 09:46:11

hahaha...i can't stop laughing...huhuhu
even guessed what should be the end from the begining.lol

별(*) (♡.58.♡.26) - 2003/12/26 15:14:20

^*^ good shopping center!!!!!

The 5floor should says "The better one is borning~
Please wait and to think over it is possible to appear better one prince

^^Thanks


^^

나비효과 (♡.187.♡.186) - 2005/06/18 07:46:52

^^..............................

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