[Willy and Marge go into a fast food restaurant.]

Willy:What are you getting?
Marge:The grilled chicken breast sandwich looks good. And I'll take a Caesar salad.
Willy:Trying to lose some weight?
Marge:If anybody needs to lose weight, it's you.
Willy:1)On that note, what's the biggest hamburger they've got?
Marge:That's the double *quarter-pounder with four extra slices of cheese.
Willy:I'll get *Monterey Jack cheese with that. And a large chocolate milkshake and extra large fries.
Marge:Do you realize that all that high-2)cholesterol food will 3)go straight to your 4)arteries?
Willy:Who needs arteries anyway? Which kind of *poutine should I get?
Marge:Oh, I didn't see they have poutine here! That *chili-cheese one looks heavenly!
Willy:Eating that will make you 5)obese.